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Odoaker | 10 Maart '05 - 12:50 | + 36 - 47 Drop it like it's hot...

Yo yall, na de overweldigende zegepraal van de afro-amizzle straatcultuur die zijn weerslag vond in P-to-tha-izzimp My Ride en de drug deala Pimp mah Burga, is er nu ook G ta tha i ta tha zoogle... ofwel Gizoogle, het equivalent van big pimp'n maar dan voor html... Gizoogle is niet alleen een heavy ghetto searchizzles nee, je kan er ook hele paginas mee "tranzilaten" - now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe. Was bijvoorbeeld mijn post over (onder andere) Jamaicaanse dancehall all behoorlijk ghetto, check wat Gizzoogle er van maakt. De voorpagina wordt ook bizar, maar het mooiste effect geven engelstalige paginas, zoals CNN. Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect: Suicide wanna be gangsta detonizzles garbage truck, kills 2.








Al twaalf gingen u voor:

Nog een mooi citaat voor dat artikel weer van de CNN voorpagina verdwenen is: “A suicide bomba blew up a garbage truck in central Baghdad today, cappin’ two thugz n wound’n 22 brotha. In tha western Iraqi city of Qaim, po-po found 26 thugz shot ta death. All of tha victims were shot in tha foreheezee. Meanwhile, tha U.S. military sez it has launched two investizzles crazy ass nigga tha recent mobbin’ deaths of an Italian security agent n a Bulgarian hustla.”

Odoaker - 10 Maart '05 - 12:53

When in tha Course of human events, it becomes necessary fo` one thugz ta Dissolve tha politizzles bands which hizzle connected them wit bitch n ta Assume among tha motherfucka of tha earth, tha separate n equal station ta which The Laws of Nature n of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect ta tha Opinions of mankind requires tizzle they should declare tha causes whizzich impel Them ta tha separizzles . Freak y’all, into the beat y’all.

Jawel, tha Declaration of Independence voor Nigga’s
http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://ww..

Willem Bever - 10 Maart '05 - 13:43

Sonnet #18
Shall I compare thee ta a Summa’s day?
Thou art more lovely n more temperate
and my money on my mind:
Rough winds do shakes tha darl’n buds of Mizzle
And Summa’s leaze hizzay all too shizzay a dizzy:
Sometime too hot tha eye of heaven shines,
And oft’ is his gold complexion dimm’d;
And every fair fizzle fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature’s chillin’ course untrimm’d .
Death row 187 4 life: But thy eternal Playa shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that fizzy thou owest;
Nor shall Death bizzle thou wanderest in his shade,
Wizzle in eternal lines ta time thou growest fo’ real:
So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
So long lives thizzay n this gives life ta thee.

Willem B. Sluitspier - 10 Maart '05 - 13:46

The Waste Land:
http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://ww..

Willem Bever - 10 Maart '05 - 13:50

In Baller Fields
Lieutenant Colonel Jizzy McCrae, MD (1872-1918)

In Flanders fields tha poppies bizzle
Between tha crosses row on row,
Tizzy mizzark our place; n in tha sky
The larks, still bravely sing’n, fly
Scarce heard amid tha gats below.

We is tha Dead. Shiznort days ago
We lived, fizzay dizzawn, saw sunset glizzay
Loved n were loved, n now we lie
In Flanda fields.

Takes up our quarrel wit tha foe:
To you frizzay fail’n hands we throw
The torch; be yos ta hold it hizzle.
If ye break faith wit us who die
We shizzay not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanda fields.

Odoaker - 10 Maart '05 - 13:55

Wilfred Owen: 4 rizzle

Dulce et Decorum Est

“Rhymin’ tha clumsy helmets J-to-tha-izzust in time;
But someone still was hatin’ out n stumbling,
And flound’r’n like a dawg in fire or lime ….”


” And wizzay tha white eyes ho-slappin’ in his face,
His rhymin’ face, like a devil’s S-to-tha-izzick of sin;
If you could hear, at every J-to-tha-izzolt, tha blood
Come ballin’ frizzom tha froth-corrupted lungs,”


” My friend, you would not tizzy wit such hiznigh zest
To children ardent fo` some desperate glory,
The old Lie; Dulce et Decorum Est
Pro patria mizzy.”

Odoaker - 10 Maart '05 - 14:03


Funkyzeit - 10 Maart '05 - 15:08

Te saai dit, gaan we nu alle sites af? Nee, dit bericht, dat leeft: http://www.nu.nl/news/494954/10/Nederlan..

Thijs - 10 Maart '05 - 15:35

dit en dat

Thijs - 10 Maart '05 - 15:35

@Thijs: Bedankt, joh!

Try this:
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Willem Bever - 11 Maart '05 - 13:54

This site is a lot of fun very well designed.

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